Oh, Lindsay Lohan... You Obnoxious Cooze...

Here you can find excerpts from Lindsay Lohan's touching letter of condolence to the family of recently deceased film director, Robert Altman.

The fact that she would go public with such a letter is completely beyond me.

The fact that she's a fucking idiot I can easily comprehend.

It's Fargo Watching Time!

On my sixteenth birthday, ne'er did I insist my Mum and Pum procure their youngest, sweetest child a method of conveyance to copulate in the backseat of. Nay, my one lowly request was that I be able to own and adore what you see below.



It is the Fargo VHS Widescreen Collector's Set with snow globe. I recall very well sitting in the parking lot of the Springfield Best Buy arguing with my mother about why she should buy me a rated R movie with a murder scene snow globe for my birthday. She did not approve of the content; I did not approve of her hesitance.

Needless to say, much like The Velvet Underground Box Set I had to swear was not sacreligious that I begged for on my fourteenth birthday, I got my Fargo VHS Widescreen Collector's Set on that very day, February 16th, 1997. It's one of my favorite things I've ever owned. Much better than that Bronco II I slammed into those high school girls a few years back.

I don't know if I still have my VHS copy of Fargo (I've replaced it with the special edition DVD, regardless) and a friend broke my snow globe after only a year or two of having it. I've never met anyone who had the same collector's set and I've never even seen the set since buying it until today.

My point is... I loved that goddamned snow globe. And I'm going to watch Fargo now and maybe make some tacos later. That is all.