Courtney Love is claiming that Steve Coogan is partly responsible for Owen Wilson's suicide attempt! I am thoroughly confused and wish I were half as interested. Sorry for linking TMZ. I read TMZ now because of this. I'm such a loser.
I am concerned that if my blog readers are unaware of the fact that I listen to punk rock music, watch arty foreign films, and read books at a ninth grade level or above, they will be unable to take the existential meaning of my bloggings seriously. Considering this concern, I offer proof of my pretentiousness below.