As part of my new living well regiment, I've been drinking half a gallon of water a day. Eva Mendes drinks a gallon a day and claims it makes her skin glow. I'm working my way to a gallon. I've been peeing a lot.
It's cold out there on my bike. I need some gloves. Where can I buy some cool gloves?
Today I was asked if I was single. I kind of scoffed and said, "What do you think?" She said something along the lines of, "How the hell should I know? I don't know you from Samson." I said, "Well, I'm no Samson." She said, "Well, Goliath then." I said, "Well, I'm no king, either." She said, "Goliath wasn't no king, he was a giant!" I said, "Oh, I thought you were referencing David, who killed Goliath and later went on to become a king since my name is David." She looked at me and said, "No."
I need to learn how to have a conversation with a person. Living well requires quality communication.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Goliath Wasn't No King
Posted by David at 10:02 PM
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i'm still not seeing the post that you're so mad at me for missing. now i'm gonna be mad at you for hiding the post! eat that.
I drink a gallon of water a day. It's doesn't do shit but make me wake-up 2-3 times a night to take a piss.
I had to pee like crazy at 6:00 this morning! Sucked! It's nice to be hydrated, though. I don't think I'm used to it.
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